Weird and wonderful shit I want:

Beaded belt made by Masaai Tribesmen

Fish hook tie bar

This deer watch (will swap out awful strap)

Pocketwatch chains to clip onto my waistcoat so I can feel victorian

These weird USSR badges

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bowie-sexual-frustration:

ziggystardusts:

still swollen, and sore, but a photo without saran wrap! 

It looks absolutely amazing. I bow down to you. FANTASTIC. 

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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protokol:

moves like jagger

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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Problems with being a male

Having emotions is seen as weakness

Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness

Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality

A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior

Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine

Makeup isn't even an option

Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay

Being gay is seen as weak

You can't control the size of your "manhood"

You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist

No male specific support groups or movements

Unequal parental rights

Extreme feminists treating you less than human

Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs

People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable

No one will read this past the title